TRUE LOVE IN THE CHICKEN COOP
The Storybook Romance of Spur and Sassy
Spur
and Sassy were in love for more than ten years, so when Sassy died last
spring, I wondered if it would be the end of old Spur. The feisty bantam
rooster and his teacup-sized mate had been a gift to me from my Uncle Dick
and Aunt Louise Noble, many years ago. Spur had been found guilty of attacking
their grandkids every chance he got, so for him, it was nearly the end
of the road. (If a rooster has ever raked his spurs across your tender
hide or flogged your backside, you know the sheer pain and fear that a
little kid endures when the "king of the coop" makes that kid the bull's
eye.)
At five inches tall, Spur wasn't big enough to inflict much damage,
but his wild-eyed charge and fantastic set of steely spurs, as long as
he was tall, would make even the bravest adult fight the urge to turn and
run. Thus, the sentence had been handed down. "Off with his head!" - unless
some kind soul came along and took mercy on him. Sassy, of course, would
sweeten the deal, so that the kind soul might eventually hatch some little
spurs.
So, as in all good love stories, we stuffed Sassy and Spur into a gunnysack,
and I took the pair home and settled them into my own little hen house
on the river. When I dumped the two, small fries out of the sack, Spur
immediately began to set his own pecking order by knocking the heck out
of my big, roan rooster. And, as the days went by, I noticed that Spur
would strut and herd the other chickens away from Sassy while she ate,
drank, or went to her evening roost. I rarely ever saw him fill his own
craw, so obsessed was he with hovering over the little hen. I laughed to
myself, thinking he was just like a fussy, old "mother hen."
And, for a small guy, he was so noisy, cock-a-doodling all the time.
The little, self-assigned, "watchdog" took his job so seriously that the
traditional morning reveille was expanded to take in all hours of the day
and night. Whether calving time or haying time, rain or shine, if Spur
felt that his territory, or Sassy, was threatened, he would tip his beak
back, stretch his skinny, feathered neck toward the ridge logs, begin his
war strut, and crow with all his might. Sassy, though, remained the sweet
and fluffy princess, waltzing here and there, with Spur right on her tail.
Ah yes, purty, little Sassy could surely melt Spur's thumbnail-sized
heart and set the whole coop aflutter, as she preened and paraded - daintily
swinging her dark, skirt-like tail-feathers right under Spur's pointed,
little beak. She pretended not to notice her amorous suitor as she swished
and sashayed past the grain barrel, up the roost pole, and into her cozy
nesting box.
The years came and went, with Spur faithfully tending his little lady,
and all the while, the bantam pair's love for each other never faded. Even
during the years that Sassy visited the kindergarten room to hatch eggs
and was gone for the entire summer raising chicks, Spur never forgot her.
He seemed always to be watching and waiting. And when the autumn leaves
turned to gold, he would coo and sing and flutter, as Sassy finally returned
to his side.
Yes, together, Spur and Sassy were special, sharing a never-broken bond.
I doubt any human love could ever be more true. When Sassy's health began
to fail, I moved her and Spur to a quiet, "retirement shed" of their very
own, where the younger hens couldn't peck on the elderly couple during
Sassy's final days.
Then, on a bitterly cold, spring morning, when I stopped by with their
daily feed, I knew the instant I opened the door that the Arctic snap had
taken its sad toll. Sassy lay outstretched and silent in the hay at Spur's
feet. My heart fell, and for a moment, I thought she'd already died. I
stooped to pick her up, and Spur made a wild dash at me. But for some reason,
he changed his mind in mid-stampede and returned to Sassy's side.
I gathered her close and tried to warm her tiny body, but she stirred
only slightly, gave a feeble peep, and then, Sassy was gone. Spur looked
very small that day, quietly standing in the hay. When I laid her back
down beside him, I had to wipe a tear away, knowing that this loyal, little
fellow would be facing tomorrow's dawn, alone.
Spur is back in the hen house, now, and whether sunshine or clouds,
he's still crowing at the top of his lungs. He hasn't yet taken up with
a new chick and I doubt he ever will, because it's a stretch of the imagination
to even hope that one those leggy Amazons could ever satisfy his yearnings
for companionship. But, I'd like to think that Spur remains single, just
because he's still watching and waiting for Sassy. |